Once upon a time, there was a
ramshackle old clothes-line...
Clothes would flutter in the breeze
and bleach in the Sun for weeks
sometimes...
But there was an unfinished
Creature that lurked in the
shadows behind it...
On sunny days you could just
see it peeking over blue jeans...
It was a Fire-Dragon without any
wings...
It was made out of
solid junk steel...
Its head was enormous.
Note how small the puny Creator's
swollen head in comparison...
His jaw actually articulates...
It is over 20 ft long...
His spine is made out of metal
receptacle boxes ripped out
of an old house that got
renovated...
His rib-cage was designed to hold
9 or 10 LOGS, for having massive
Fire-Dragon bonfires on the beach...
He eats rust & poop-stained
underwear while waiting
for his wings to be made.
His body can be disassembled;
it was built in five major segments
that inter-lock in clever ways with
heavy-duty hardware.
of the scale of this beast~!
I will complete this sucker one
day, and take video footage
of it in use, complete with
a starter-log shoved inside
the big hollow cavity of his
head, with flames tickling
out of his eye-sockets~!
i speak for all us humans when i say the world needs more people like you
ReplyDeleteI love how contented your cat looks, despite such close proximity to such a fearsome beast. Brave girl! Of the beast, that's pretty cool. What is the neck and backbone vertebra made from?
ReplyDeleteThanx KW~ back @ ya~! Only, I am not speaking on behalf of Humans, but for Snarkle-Muff-Dawgins from Sirius B-Not-We, Uranus of the 5th Dimension~!
ReplyDeleteMykal: the neck/backbone are metal receptacle boxes; lots of rebar makes up the structural frame, with odds & ends grabbed from the local Dump~!