I would be McLov'n the McCool typewriter if it could
jack into an I-Pad,Yo~! Ruht-ro~! Don't get me
started on old vs. new~! I might just do
something radical, like reinvent
sliced bread or something~!
It is interesting to see what SLANT the salespeople of
yesteryear would put on an item in order to hook
potential buyers. Hey~! That gives me another
idea~! The I-Suck, a self-deprecating personal
pocket-pal computer that does everything
your ex-girlfriend wouldn't~ nyuck nyuck~!