I've always loved how important that paper boy job was/is to you! I wanted to be a paperboy as a kid, but somehow never got it together. I think I felt it was somehow beyond me, like being a safety boy. I envy you that experience.
More importantly, it got my introverted nature to open up by meeting lotsa cool people, jerky kids, and quality time with Muffin, my faithful sidekick, a scrappy Cockapoo who never backed down from bigger dogs. I still dream about them days, Mykal ! Time really is a masterful illusion...
I like that resume. I'd hire you in a minute. That is if I had enough smarts to own my own business.
And I want to know more about your live performance art
Live performance art = Painting on huge paper during live jazz-band shows, to the beat & the rhythm.