My 24 year-old Nephew Justin is a huge
Philadelphia Eagles Fan (sorry about his luck),
and a big fan of former QB Donovan McNabb...
Last year, I gave him an Eagles Football that,
oddly enough, washed ashore on Ocracoke
Island NC where I live year 'round, proving
yet again that Truth is Stranger than Fiction.
The FAKE part (or, NON-truth), was
perpetrated by me, the sinister
Uncle, who FORGED Donovan
McNabb's stylized signature
on the ball after some
extensive research
on the inter-web...
Well, he was ecstatic with the gift
up until I broke his heart (just like
the Eagles) by letting the cat out of
the bag that he'd been Punked.
Laughter ensued and at least
he had a cool leather football
with an embossed Eagle and
forged signature to fool his
Eagle-Fan friends...
SO, this year...
After feeding an entire Bus-load
of half-starved midget football players,
due to their escort's credit card being
expired, their grateful Coach enlisted his
old star-player from High School to
come do some promotional work
for our little road-side sandwich
shack. The final photo was,
once again, signed by
Donovan McNabb~!
;~j
Me, McNabb, & his Midget Football Coach...
That was hilarious! I respect your evil.
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