Wow! That's a lot of hair! I am sad you didn't stop when you had the puff of hair on the top and the back 2 sides. That was an awesome look. Also you could have had a long grunge metal goatee. I expect this to happen next year. Okay?
If I lived in Arkansas & played banjo, YES ! I wish I had saved all the clumps for the Wig Shop ;~j